gifgrump:

eugene + not reacting to the right video

umbronydraws:

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

orinocoflowbyenya:

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i’m screaming @ this finesse…. yes girl get that republican coin…….

dreamers-queen:

ohnoagremlin:

miladyeve:

esterbrook:

simon-lewis:

Zac Posen’s gown for Claire Danes for the Met Gala

Literally like something out of Stardust.

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This is what it looks like in daylight and low light. So gorgeous.

gowns aren’t usually my deal but Look

I want to get married wearing this.

wingscanspeak:

the-porter-rockwell:

killjoygem:

clausy4life:

butchercat:

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casualfanboy:

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nightowlsupreme:

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I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

You’re going to get a cavity

good

30 min later, not much progress. 

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

One hour and half done. That’s impressive
That takes real skill and perseverance

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

i’d rather be eating anything but this

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

‘Tis the season.

It’s November

TO BE JOLLY

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Up your game this year, OP.

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE. WHY???

millennial-review:

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808sandamenbreaks:

lalaithion:

mavenmemnon:

unexplained-events:

Reported Bigfoot Sightings

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Can’t believe Bigfoot was looking at furry porn while reading Martha Stewart in an IHOP

blackamydunne:

soshesawildflowerxo:

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

dailydnp:

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kaibawarp:

jobethdalloway:

i wonder how many people think this is a joke

not only was he in this movie, but the name of the character he voiced really did Not age well

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thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

engimemeing:

the verse just makes this better though

Galatians 4:16 “So now have I become your enemy by telling you the truth?”

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siriusblackfoot:

am I doing this right

what-even-is-thiss:

im-a-giraffe666:

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what-even-is-thiss:

You know, probably my favorite part of the movie Hercules, besides all of the horridly inaccurate mythology and fun gospel music, is that Hercules was already super strong and didn’t need to work out. Phil just made him work out for the Hero Aesthetic™

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Skinny arms don’t cut it, kid.

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Only big arms will get you an action figure.

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Never mind that you’ve been lifting houses since you were a toddler.

Phil knew hercules needed to be thicc

See, you understand.

© evilqueened